Scribes! Hoping this just might justify a gander. Ideas?

https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2020/05/what-has-been-distracting-each-zodiac-sign-lately/

Howdy-do Geniuses, this should be readable.

Aries

Your unrelenting pessimism.

Taurus

Your newest crush.

Gemini

Your nonstop hunger.

Cancer

Your obsession with the news.

Leo

Your wine cravings.

Virgo

Your libido.

Libra

Your desire for escapism.

Scorpio

Your worst fears.

Sagittarius

Bad memories from the past.

Capricorn

Someone toxic who won’t leave you alone.

Aquarius

The shows you’ve been bingewatching.

Pisces

Your worries about the future. TC mark

Was I dead on?
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